this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are in the Hamptons with fresh summer cuts and full of 4th of July energy. the episode kicks off with a much-needed hair update and a debate over who really has the shorter cut. spoiler: no one actually knows what an inch is. they swap stories about childhood holiday traditions, chaotic firework moments, and working family fair booths. they also dive deep into their own anxious inner child moments, like waking your mom up at 2AM and silently praying you wouldn’t get screamed at, and share a few reflections on religion, OCD tendencies, and growing empathy for their moms now that they’re older. it’s equal parts hilarious and weirdly healing.of course, it wouldn’t be a Delusional Diaries episode without some breaking down of reality TV and whatnot. the girls go in on the current Love Island season, debating who’s real, who’s fake, and who’s getting done dirty by editing. throw in some blackout flashbacks, boat day dreams, and home renovation updates, and you’ve got the ultimate summer chaos.Timestamps:0:16 - We got our Summer cuts 3:04 - July 4th nostalgia 11:15 - Jaz 4th of July redemption year 14:19 - when you had to wake up your parents in the middle of the night 19:36 - Love Island thoughts pre-frontal lobe convos 28:25 - Jaz’s new house updates 36:57 - What’s your villain origin story 46:30 - What conspiracy theory do you believe 49:21 - Kylie Jenner lip kits 50:43 - Sleepovers growing up and our sneaking out stories Links: SeatGeek: Use code delusional10 for 10% off your next SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DELUSIONAL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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neighbors everywhere
this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are recording from the Hamptons (!!) and taking you inside their whirlwind of adulting chaos, dream purchases, and so much more. from Jaz buying her literal dream car (a vintage yellow beetle, those who know, know) to co-owning a BOAT with Halley (yep, you read that right), the girls are leaning all the way into their main character lives. they talk about dream dates, anxiety meds, getting boat licenses, and how they’re basically chosen family now.on top of that, a very special Tulum recap, the most unhinged hangover stories, and why Halley fought Amex customer service with the wrath of a thousand suns. and if you’ve ever wondered whether these two could survive in a war? that gets answered too (kinda). this is one of those episodes you won’t wanna miss… Timestamps0:17 - Everything Hamptons 14:11 - Flight anxiety and future travels25:42 - Tulum and WaterBoy29:00 - Banning phones at concerts?30:48 - Ideal date 34:18 - Our travel dynamic 37:19 - Worst hangover stories49:20 - Reasons we couldn’t be drafted into war 52:36 - Would you rather… LinksQuince: Go to quince.com/delusional for free shipping and 365 returnsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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its been real fun ft. Connor Wood
this week the girls aren’t alone… they are joined by Connor Wood — comedian, touring performer, and social media personality. you might know him from his stand-up shows or his viral Instagram reels, but today he’s steering the conversation right alongside Halley and Jaz.he sits down with the girls this week & opens up about so many things that are going on in his life, he shares stories about touring, including a heartfelt appreciation for the Midwest and he lets us in onto a day of his in NYC. the trio has a very insightful conversation regarding the dating scene in LA vs. NY, flight anxiety, wellness trends and novelties, being ghosted and a lot more… this episode is chaotic, vulnerable, hilarious, and Connor fits in like he’s been on the pod forever. make sure to tune in & listen anywhere you stream your favorite podcasts… this one is not to be missed!Timestamps 0:21 - How we tricked Connor into coming onto the podcast 6:48 - Connor left his wallet in a taxi 11:59 - We are nervous flyers 18:48 - Connor’s day in NYC 25:47 - Our DMs are getting blown up about Connor 36:12 - Why did Connor move to New York 40:47 - What’s Connor’s pre and post show routine? 51:31 - Connor’s parents coming to his show Links SeatGeek: Use code delusional10 for 10% off your next SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DELUSIONAL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/diaries to find and instantly book a top-rated doctorSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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reintroducing ourselves
this week, the episode starts with Halley and Jaz’s opinions on having a right to know where an influencer stands when it comes to politics and current events. the girls then take it way back to the beginning. in a full-circle episode of delusional diaries, Halley and Jaz get reflective as they walk through how this entire journey started—from Jaz in Alaska and Halley in Virginia to becoming best friends, content creators, and now co-hosts of a podcast that spirals weekly.they get into what it’s really like to build a business with your best friend, including how they handle creative disagreements and survive the chaos of content deadlines and constant comparison. it’s honest, hilarious, and refreshingly real.also on the table: their *particular* dream rotations, how they feel about aging, their biggest cringe moments on the internet, their origin stories with each of their dogs, and so much more…whether you’ve been here since day one or just joined the delusional crew, this episode is perfect to get to know Halley & Jaz. peak friendship, peak chaos, and exactly the kind of spiral you’ll want in your ears all week.Timestamps 0:50 - Our opinion on influencers commenting on political events 7:46 - Full story on how we met 11:50 - Working with your bff 14:17 - If you weren’t influencer what would you be doing now?19:02 - Do you have any posts you regret?23:20 - How were you not embarrassed when you first started posting?25:46 - Our dogs 30:40 - Do you ever regret being an influencer36:16 - How did Halley and Reed start dating 45:55 - Where are we from 49:51 - Our dream blunt rotation Links: Nutrafol: $10 off first month subscription and free shipping at nutrafol.com with promo code delusionalHello Fresh: Go to hellofresh.com/delusional10FM and get 10 free meals and a free item in every box Soul: 30% off your order at getsoul.com with promo code DELUSIONAL See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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we have some hot takes.
your favorite girlies are back—and so is the chaos. in this episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are spiraling (in the best way possible) over everything from Love Island and their sudden golf girl summer era to dog drama, delivery disasters, and why Halley is officially not okay after what Oslo did to a rabbit. 😵💫Jaz shares the chaotic lead-up to her bridesmaid weekend, including a full-blown blackout, a missing dress, and a group text that nearly sent her over the edge. meanwhile, there are also talks of a battle with UPS, a $9,000 wiring issues, and being the emotional support friend.plus, the girls dish on Kylie Jenner’s honesty era, Taylor Swift’s masters update, TikTok drama they’re pretending not to care about (but deeply do), and their personal “Roman Empire” obsessions this week.if you love hot takes, dark humor, emotional spirals, and being chronically online, this episode has your name written all over it.Timestamps 0:56 - Jaz public apology 1:10 - Halley and Love Island 5:02 - In our golfing era 10:05 - Our dogs are making our house dirty 13:06 - The day before Jaz’s wedding was Halley’s worst nightmare 23:28 - Our thoughts on the girl singing Moana on a plane 25:02 - Jaz is moving31:02 - Taylor Swift owning her music 33:02 - Rhode being sold to E.L.F.35:17 - Bitching hour 40:53 - Our roman empire pop culture moments 44:46 - Worst case scenario when you are hungover49:19 - Would you want to know everything that is being said about you?Links:First Aid Beauty: Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diariesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Join Halley and Jaz every Thursday. The girls are bringing you along as they chat through navigating their lives in NYC. They chat through dating, friendships, hot takes and more. Listen and feel like you're on FaceTime with your best friends laughing through the ups and downs of life.
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