Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Littlefinger Dice Clay has got the jokes, but can he survive a double karate chop to his groin region? Everyone wonders if Joffrey’s wedding will have an open bar. Also, is everyone poisoning everyone? Maybe. At least everyone knows they could do worse than Willas Tyrell. But seriously, where in the world is Tyrek Lannister? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion III (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 469

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. While Sam may be slaying Others, Lord Commander Mormont is slaying us with his hot competency. While this epic chapter could stand alone, we sure hope someday we'll get the rest of the story. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Samwell I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 468

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Arya knows they’re going the wrong way but Gendry assumes the BWB know a Riverrun shortcut. Hot Pie was not made for life on the run, but he will handle all your breadbaking needs. Tom of Sevenstreams gets in a subtle dig at Jaime, but is this just a sign that George is too excessive with his Easter Eggs? Arya would have gotten away if Harwin didn’t have horse super powers. We reluctantly explore Richard Lonmouth/Lem Lemoncloak theories but all we really know is that ASoIaF is a rich unfinished tapestry that’s slowly unraveling. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Arya III.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 467

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cersei is why Sansa can’t have nice things. Sansa’s getting all the cloaks. We figured out why Winds is so long in coming (and it’s not what you might think). Stop asking GRRM about discrepancies in the books. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa II (repost). Originally recorded in 2018.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 466

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Chicky commits a “meaty” chapter faux pas, but Jon really does have it bad for Ms. Kissed By Fire. George really wants us to know the Giants aren’t human, and reminds us why we always hate (but memory hole) Harma Dogshead. Tormund’s backstory is a little much, but at least it’s entertaining. Ygritte saves Jon more than once, and we wish we had her POV. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon II.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 465