What do Coke vs. Pepsi debates, mattress tags, and firehouse baby drop boxes have in common? Absolutely nothing—and yet somehow this episode makes it all sexy, silly, and slightly scandalous. Dave, Andi, Scott, and April get into the quirks of retail trauma, why tipping culture feels like a scam, and how a Buckle sales pitch almost led to a nervous breakdown. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your own guilty shopping habits along the way.Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastbornsTiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastbornsX: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
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Choreplay: Our Dirtiest Love Language Yet
Dave and Andi pack up their lives (and their podcast studio) as they prepare to move back to Nashville. From old court files resurfacing to house-selling horror stories, dishwasher standoffs, and the reality of making content at home — nothing is off limits in this episode.Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastbornsTiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastbornsX: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
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Why Gifts Are Overrated (But DoorDash Isn’t)
Dave and Andi tackle the chaos of marriage finances—joint vs. separate accounts, gift-buying disasters, and the anxiety of money secrets. Plus, a dive into Netflix’s The Hunting Wives and why their neighborhood is just as toxic.Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastbornsTiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastbornsX: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
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Naked Cults, Zombie Barbies, and Other Things We Probably Shouldn't Talk About
This episode dives head-first into Andi's newest snack obsession that's destined for the dreaded "sun-kissed" graveyard. Dave invents a new reason to fear zombie apocalypses, while Andi imagines zombie Barbie dolls—because why not? Add in a head spa experience gone slightly sensual and some questionable British anxiety, and you've got the usual Tales of the Last Borns chaos.Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastbornsTiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastbornsX: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
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Eye Contact? No Thanks, I’d Rather Set Myself on Fire
This week, Andi admits she’d rather set a room on fire than accidentally lock eyes with a stranger. Dave tries to decode her extreme aversion to eye contact, while Andi insists she can still see everything without ever looking up. They close with eulogies that manage to roast each other from beyond the grave—because death shouldn’t stop you from laughing.Website: https://talesofthelastborns.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/TalesOfTheLastbornsTiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@talesofthelastbornsX: https://x.com/thelastbornspod
Su Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Dive headfirst into Tales of the Lastborns, where content creators Dave and Andi mix dark humor, some serious moments, sexy secrets, and chaotic confessions from their creative lives. From behind-the-scenes hilarity to WTF moments that you’ll never forget, this podcast pulls back the curtain on what it’s like to be a little unhinged—and a lot unapologetic. It’s seductive, it’s wild, and it’s exactly the chaos you didn’t know you needed.
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