Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Hold my cigarette.

The most cursed song: Pluffnub's version of The Spice Girls' "Wannabe"

Approachability: 6/10 (Gory but arty movie that’s more vibes than scares.)

Content Warnings: Noisy Jump scares; Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Witch burnings

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Playlist for Friday the 13th

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Is that chocolate milk, Becky?

Recipe for the unholy Bacon Snack Bars

Approachability: 8/10 (Bloodless horror/whodunit/dark comedy)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy masked killer

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Who's a good boy?

Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory, scary, and sad. It goes there and beyond)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Suicide; Animal death

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Eventually, the bill comes due

Lena Pott's Magic Mike XXL essay

Approachability: 7/10 (Child murder; Genocide; Anti-indigenous racism)

Content Warnings: Slow burn bottle movie where the ghosts are less scary than the people

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Suspense (1913) / EYE SCREAM (2023) / The Moths Will Eat Them Up (2025) / Fist of Jesus (2012) / Cargo (2013) / La cabina (1972)

Approachability: varies (Variety of shorts, mostly mild scares with one comedic gore fest)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Stalking; Suicide

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