On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E7), the Gorgas invite everyone down to their Shore house for an incredibly authentic luau featuring fresh-rolled cigars, focaccia lobsters, and of course a pepperoni pizza decorated like the American flag. You can practically smell the Maui breeze coming through the TV!Hey! This is Crappens on Demand. Watch here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/80367155/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We celebrate a decade of Below Deck and say goodbye to our fearless, sexy leader. Godspeed, Captain Lee! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carl and Lindsay show a couple of relationship cracks this week on Summer House when Lindsay wants to keep the party going and Carl wants to ... do anything else. Also, someone told Gabby her boobs looked fake and we're never going to hear the end of it. This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami spends its second reunion allowing Larsa to make more an more of an ass of herself. It's gold. Pure gold, Jerry! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Top Chef sells its soul to Ritz crackers before moving onto a humble rice challenge. Crackers and Rice. Did you MEAN to title your autobiography, Gail? This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.