Rebuttal

(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) A zookeeper love triangle leads to a Christmas party brawl....An Australian man straps raw pork chops to his feet ...A defendant claims caffeine made him do it...Oh, and a Texas mayor resigns over a dog.

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00:00 - Intro

00:58 - The Zookeeper Love Triangle

07:05 - The Pork Chop Shoe Guy

15:53 - The Caffeine Insanity Defense?

23:31 - The Dognapping Mayor

31:13 - Reb's Rebuttal

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) "Everybody in the art world thinks he's telling the truth, and thinks I'm crazy, but people outside of the art world are skeptical… I know why he [disavowed the painting]. He did it because he can’t draw. Everything he does is projected, and he sketches it from the picture…This painting we have proves it."

Described as one of the "most bizarre art authentication trials in recent memory," Reb unpacks (paints?) Fletcher v. Doig (7th Cir. 2025).***

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00:00 - Intro

01:10 - Case begins

04:18 - What has Peter Doig done?

08:18 - Plaintiffs' counsel is not a quitter

10:34 - OTHER ARTISTS WHO DISAVOWED THEIR WORKS

13:02 - PETER'S LEGAL BUDGET IS HUGE

19:02 - Meanwhile, the Plaintiffs.....

29:39 - U.S. ART MARKET IS THE WILD WEST OF THE LAW

36:47 - What is money laundering, again?

40:29 - TRIAL OUTCOME

29:35 - The sanctions were HOW MUCH?!

51:17 - Reb's Rebuttal

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) "Deadly spiked booby traps, dozens of hunting lodge arsons, a double suicide and now attempted murder of an officer — cops in Louisiana say one family is largely responsible for it all..."

5th Circuit Opinion (2022): https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/ca5/20-30731/20-30731-2022-03-15.html

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00:00 - Intro (a...wild one)

02:41 - Case begins

04:26 - Phillips family history

05:14 - Plain Dealing Road is cursed

06:23 - 2010 drama

10:25 - 2011 drama

16:50 - 2012 drama

31:13 - 2013 drama

32:23 - We have no idea when THIS drama happened???

34:59 - Back to 2013 drama

38:54 - 2014, 2015, 2015 drama

51:24 - 2017 drama

57:34 - 2018 drama

1:00:43 - THE APPEAL

1:08:52 - Reb's Rebuttal

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) Two cases this episode!

Case #1: Where do Supreme Court Justices watch dirty movies?

Case #2: Rick Springfield's Buttocks of Mass Destruction.

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00:00 - Intro

00:28 - Case #1 begins

09:18 - Case #2 begins

20:58 - THE CRUCIAL EVIDENCE PHOTO

34:02 - Reb's Rebuttal

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) A motorcycle club. A fight club. A kidnappers club. Three men, one victim. But only one of them is convicted.

Reb breaks out her DIY whiteboard for a very helpful visual aid of this very absurd kidnapping story. Spoiler alert: A Hail Mary motion is filed and...wins?!?!

This is United States v. Cornelius Green (2024).

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00:00 - Intro / Important context

05:34 - Case begins

08:01 - The Motion that never gets granted

09:15 - ALL OF THE DRAMA!

18:36 - The trial (and everything wrong with it)

29:23 - Verdict / Appeal

42:12 - Reb's Rebuttal

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