I'll Go If You Go

This week, we enter the portal of the Professional Dominatrix. To join us on our journey, we have the utmost pleasure of welcoming our very first guest EVER, Professional Dominatrix Mx. Tomie!

We explore how Mx. Tomie went from anti-trafficking work to a dungeon in Bushwick, the Hasidic clients who taught her about religious taboo play, the consensual non-consent session that showed her exactly where her own limit was, why latex does something no other material does, and why a sex dungeon is the ultimate portal. Plus chastity cages and the steel empire behind them, fin-domming Gabby through her fear of being broke, the session at the Chelsea Hotel that left a permanent mark, how to spot a bad actor before you're alone in a room with one, and listener submissions - diapers, armpits, hypnosis on stage, and the one session Mx. Tomie tried exactly once and will never do again. Part two when??

Hello and welcome back!! Today we're formally coming out as nerds and going to the Renaissance Faire. We talk about turkey legs, magicians, hot guys being pelted by tomatoes, ACOTAR, appropriate Ren Faire wear, and of course, a party bus. From jesters to faeries and everything in between, we break down the history of faires and the various characters that inhabit them. We also share how men have deeply disappointed us this week and our hopes for the future. In the meantime, support your local female comics!! Or at the very least, send them some money.

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Welcome back! This week, we chose a portal from your submissions live on air and ended up meeting the parents. We’re spilling our silliest, sweetest, and absolutely gut-wrenching experiences meeting our boyfriend’s parents, like getting hit on by an ex’s Dad or being generally shunned by an ex’s Mom. We dive deep into both of our own families- Gabby’s Hard Rock Thanksgivings and Stef’s Slavic-American upbringing - and investigate how we both somehow ended up alright. Plus: cool guy try hards, Uber pools, your brother’s girlfriend, and our shared repulsion towards someone “doing a thing”. We hope you enjoy!!!

Hi hi hi!! October has arrived, cold and flu season is in full swing, and Stef just completed her third round of antibiotics in this calendar year. This week’s portal is STREP- and we’re talking the kind of sick where you can’t scroll, watch TV, or even listen to music. Thankfully, Stef’s on the upswing and getting into text fights before sunrise! In other news, Gabby broke her dry spell with a VERY tall crush who just might be husband material. Plus, we’re officially over New York City and ready to buy houses with lawns (babbling brook preferred), join the PTA, and solve a murder or two.

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Welcome back!! This week we're in Los Angeles, which is basically the Bermuda Triangle of cities. We break down why we're covered in rashes, why no one walks anywhere, and what illegal things we've done in Waymos. Stef talks about her recent bang trauma, Gabby tells the story about puking in Magic Castle, and Priscilla the psychic calls Stef's situationship word for word. Also is every straight guy gay??? Take us back to NYC!!!

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