The Upshot

From gun-wielding strikers to love triangles with George Best, this is his story…

In his glory years, Graeme Souness was a bonafide hunk who dated Miss World, won 3 European Cups and took meetings with his knob out.

Which makes you wonder: why is he such a moody bastard?

The Liverpool legend decked his own captain, scalped his friend with a pick axe, and was hounded out of Scotland by an irate tea lady.

From gun-wielding strikers to love triangles with George Best, this is his story…
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They say you have to be mad to be a goalkeeper.

And nobody is more batshit crazy than Lutz Pfannenstiel, the German stopper who played for 25 clubs on 6 continents.

He kidnapped penguins, threatened to knock out Take That and spent 101 days in a grisly Singapore slammer.

From fighting off murderers to dying three times on the pitch, meet Lutz Pfannenstiel: you’re going to like him… 
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In September 2024 the world was a very different place. 

Sleepy Joe was in the White House, The United Strand had a short back and sides, and Ruben Amorim was the most vaunted young coach in Europe.

But 14 months on, United’s latest saviour left a familiar mess in his wake: seething fans, mutinous players and Gary Neville harping on about the Club’s DNA.

From naked fans to nightmares in Grimsby, this is the story of the Worst Manchester United team in history…

LINKS FROM THE POD:

Day one for United Strand: https://www.instagram.com/p/DAx2tTEISrB/

Gary Cotterill demands Ruben speaks English: https://x.com/Footballtweet/status/1853503399402393680

Ed Sheeran gatecrashes his interview: https://x.com/AshMeppers/status/1860759173715071084

Naked fan in Bilbao: https://x.com/turkishphysio/status/1925514123195957743

Sad open top bus parade: https://www.tiktok.com/@livescore/video/7509524698829425942?lang=en 

Ruben dancing his way out: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1q4s4oq/amorim_daps_up_a_paparazzo_after_leaving_his/
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Links from the pod:

Rio Ferdinand on Solksjaer: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bzNNy6gf-2k 

Brendon McCullum doing the crossword: https://x.com/CricketSangrah/status/2007677153513738741 

Ashes commentator fuck up: https://x.com/MonsieurJudge/status/2008787604754636947 

Ugandan president grilling the players: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DO8MljIgDw5/ 

Congolese AFCON fans: https://www.instagram.com/p/DTIjUONjbai/?img_index=1 

Pep on weighing his players: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cm20dd4md8qo 

Michael Owen ranks his Christmas dinner: https://www.instagram.com/p/DSakKS7AA_u 
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From pornstar girlfriends to birthday cakes delivered by concorde, buckle in for African football’s maddest moments…

Follow Moses: @mosesduckrell

LINKS FROM THE POD:

Mbutu leopard outfit: https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/bfgp2w0COKqnrhqELPl0dfTfPDri3ZCn8oRsqNsGdNdKEHEGoi_rUilHZr0eMCOn-mVp6Bl4hoa-t9cSSfJ1Pt6Mmv7SUEWnJaP41QjKlemJB8S6dSKHNn5jf94

Zaire defender boots ball away: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDXkVGpMpc

Man blocks camera: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/piza3e/during_ugandamali_match_in_african_wcq_person_was/ 
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