After admitting his own lethargy, Craig hears your tales of EXTREME laziness...President Barack Obama makes another appearance on Craig's show after being sworn in (finally)...Do you ever think that you should be holding something, but don't have an idea of what that something is? Well Craig's got a special machine for you...Craig unveils his new game: "STD Medication or character from 'Never Ending Story"...Magic goats that rob cars!...After collecting suggestions for rubbish Super-powers, Craig calls up the American makers of TV show 'HEROES' to offer them our suggestions...And Craig recalls the exact moment President Obama snapped...
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Craig Pilling Podcast #16 - Podcast 16
Boy George was sentenced to 15 months in prison for being naughty, so Craig wants your ideas of what we can change the lyrics of 'Karma Chameleon' to now that "I'm a man without conviction" isn't true...Is Bear Grylls the toughest man alive? In 'Craig's Celebrity News', Craig explains why he thinks so (it involves eating a live snake!)...In a TV show special, Craig wants to know your suggestions for making darts better (exploding dartboards and 'decimal darts' etc)...What do people need to do more of? Craig's favourite answers from you include: 'stuff', 'going up and down on office chairs' and 'ginger loving'...It's 'Random Animal facts Night' and all you have to do is tell Craig an animal you want to know about. It's going great until some of the facts become rather, erm like non-facts. Or if you prefer: lies...and Craig starts getting emails from his Dad from 14 years ago...
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Craig Pilling Podcast #15 - Podcast 15
Rather stupidly Craig agrees to let you, the listener, come up with a new game for the show - and gets 'New Loo Roulette' (please don't complain)...Craig agrees with the email that suggests having a whip-round to fund Ben Fogle being fed to one of the animals on TV's 'Animal Park'...Craig's resolution this year is to create more mischief, and he's impressed with your suggestions...Because of the bad weather, Craig is here with the latest travel advice (don't forget to ask any policemen in their cars for your free mug of piping hot soup)...The Top 10 list of excuses for not giving your kids any pocket money...Craig says 'I bet there's nobody listening who has almost died because of an animal' (and gets scary and stupid answers – hooray!)...Craig explains why the new Doctor Who – Matt Smith – isn't young enough (and shows you how exciting a 7-year-old Doctor Who would be)...and have you missed any of the show? Craig unveils the pointless new service: 'Listen again very quickly'...
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Craig Pilling Podcast #14 - Podcast 14
Craig explains his genius plan how, if you're northern, you can keep cool in Summer and get a nice snack for breakfast (it involves mushy peas)...The Top 10 list of genuine comments written in the customer suggestions book of a certain supermarket in Burnley (that Craig has stolen)...If you're a celeb with your own perfume range, Craig unveils the new rules about what it must smell like...Craig's new obsession is the headlines of silly gossip magazines. Can you spot which are real and which are lies in 'Real Life or Fake Life?'...The 'Internet Hall of Fame' is graced with the presence of a piano playing cat, and a Japanese game show involving stacking ham on a dog's head ...Craig unwisely announces it is another 'Rubbish Joke Day' on the show, and manages 1 hour and 10mins of your low quality humor before he caves-in (10mins more than last time)...And it's disappointment all round as the first annual 'Seagull Powered Go-kart Race' is cancelled...
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Craig Pilling Podcast #13 - Podcast 13
Lancashire's premier entertainer (and painter and decorator) Mike Clive is back on the show with is big keyboard...It's VERY foggy so Craig tells you how to have fun in the fog by wrapping your cat in fairy lights so it freaks people out when running around outside, and he convinces a listener to stand in a park being a foghorn to warn others... After getting a heartfelt email about a boy's pet dog, Craig dishes out his expert advice ("It's broken, throw it away")...Craig wants to know if there is anybody listening who has ever broken more than 5 bones in separate accidents (and after listening to a whole load of clumsy stories, finally finds his man)...In Craig's Celeb News, the shocking revelation that an Australian supermodel has married an old, rich, gravely ill billionaire – I wonder what first attracted her?...
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