WOE.BEGONE

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  • WOE.BEGONE

    The Ballad Of Season 21

    06/07/2026 | 10 min
    Lionhead, formerly Stinky
    Visits some friends post-temporal bleed
    He wants to know what they are thinking
    Now that they remember everything
    Stinky runs the Hutch
    With his gang of lops
    Helpful and servile and willing to die
    Mike gets a taste when he’s transported
    Attacked in the night by some mystery guy

    Mike’s visit to Tryleg was perfectly timed
    Stinky was planning to visit the Base
    While Project Hail Mary plays in the background
    Mike, Mikey, and Stinky are taken away
    There’s a metal cube
    Oh, what does it do?
    Mike think he has a decent idea
    It’s important work
    Or so I’ve heard
    A cauliflower scenario coming soon

    And no one remembers Ducky but me
    No one remembers Ducky but me
    I thought the point of this thing
    Was everyone remembers every single thing
    But no one remembers Ducky

    Tex has a nightmare, scaring him straight
    He and the Numbers smash up the vats
    He catches Michael in Mike's fireplace
    What reason could he have for something like that?
    He and TXdawg leap
    Out and seize the beast
    They perform a citizen’s arrest
    They transport to Base
    So that he can face
    Marissa’s attempts to make him confess

    New Mike and MDawg are up on the roof
    MDawg wants to stay forever in now
    A crow brings them an interesting coin
    Now we know where Matt’s been sneaking around
    It’s from Bradford’s group
    Now they have the proof
    Matt has joined the society
    At the lost and found
    Matt is led around
    By lop, with orders to locate Stinky

    The Complex is nice, the bunnies are cute
    But Troy, Ty, and Britches have business to do
    They check out the Base and scour for clues
    A hat from Rugby, an arm that came loose
    Now the path is clear
    To Rugby from here
    Britches arranges for transportation
    They shoot Silver Fox
    Mikey’s in the trunk
    A coin in a Leg makes them all disappear

    lop’s got 100 things on his place
    A percent of him is in yellowknife
    He lands in an avalanche and almost freezes
    XL’s responsible for saving his life
    38’s not kind
    He wants lop to die
    Like all the lops that came there before
    lop betrays XL
    Nothing personal
    lop must survive if he wants to learn more

    The iterations are back at the Complex
    A dying Silver Fox gets Stinkybones
    He runs off to die, the others all follow
    They find his corpse, he’s left Stinky a note
    Nobody arrives
    And in the lops’ eyes
    He’s just another bunny like them
    With Stinky as the prize
    He takes Salt inside
    The Bunny Complex to search for him there

    Turns out Salt is no stranger to hardship
    He was almost killed while building a cube
    The lop that was with him reports to the Compound
    To see if there’s something that Ty can do
    Ty turns out the lights
    At the Hutch that night
    Bradford’s misconduct voided the contract
    Stuck in the mudrain
    In their little cave
    Stinky falls right into Nobody’s lap

    lop’s had a hard time out in the tundra
    Turns out that XL was hiding a Leg
    He digs XL up to take it for himself
    But 47 was hiding in wait
    Now the stage is set
    All while Lieutenant
    Tricks MDawg to get in the cube
    Hornswaggle’s replaced
    And inside the cave
    Stinky transports and Mike gets loose

    Silver Fox wrote down all the details
    The Rugby idea was his own compromise
    Matt, Troy, and Britches are let out the Hutch
    Matt sits on MDawg to keep him alive
    Tex transports from Base
    To the Meating place
    The three Legs meet and form an alliance
    Now the Compound runs
    Under Bradford’s thumb
    Lop and Al get stuck on an island

    Lop’s wearing XL’s old TryLeg unit
    Now that means 38’s wearing it too
    The Meating of the Three Legs is intense
    But all of them know what they’re going to do
    Nobody outsmarts
    All their metal parts
    The array can’t withstand the attack
    Bradford’s lops swoop in
    At the last minute
    Scoop stinky up and they carry him back

    Will Stinky be a good boss
    When he runs the Compound?
    Will Mikey get his life back
    Or is he just a blob now?
    Will MDawg be a problem
    Once they stop sitting on him?
    Will they remember Ducky?
    Will they remember Ducky?

    And no one remembers Ducky but me
    No one remembers Ducky but me
    I thought the point of this thing
    Was everyone remembers every single thing
    But no one remembers Ducky
    But me.
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  • WOE.BEGONE

    [INTERMISSION XLII] Lilac

    01/07/2026 | 10 min
    Ben wasn’t available the week of the finale, but I did write a version of the scene in the compound where Felix was present for Bradford showing up. I sent him the script and he got me his lines this week. So, without further ado, here is Episode 252 Scene 7: Bradford Buyout Beaumont (Felix’s Version). Enjoy.

    CREDITS:
    Ben Rowe as Felix
    Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont
    David Ault as Ty Betteridge

    LINKS:
    KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop
    MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com
    BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com
    TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod
    PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone
    ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz
    TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com
    TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

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  • WOE.BEGONE

    The Vocal Songs From Season 22 Are Available On Bandcamp!

    27/06/2026 | 4 min
    LOP EP: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/lop
    All the vocal songs from season 21, the demos that inspired them, and a couple of extras for good measure. Enjoy.
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  • WOE.BEGONE

    252: Rex

    24/06/2026 | 2 h
    "They have very strong legs and may kick or scratch if they feel frightened or insecure, so everyone in the house must understand careful and calm handling." -PetMD

    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, dismemberment, disfigurement, and false imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]

    CREDITS:
    Jamie Petronis as Matt
    Cody Heath as Britches
    Athan as Troy
    Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont
    David Ault as Ty Betteridge
    Taylor Michaels as Chance
    Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
    Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar

    LINKS:
    KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop
    MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com
    BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com
    TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod
    PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone
    ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz
    TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com
    TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

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  • WOE.BEGONE

    251: Castor

    17/06/2026 | 30 min
    “Castor from the Latin for Beaver or brown, and Rex – Latin for King.” -Source

    [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, extreme injury, death, and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]

    LINKS:
    KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop
    MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com
    BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com
    TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod
    PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone
    ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz
    TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com
    TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mike Walters discovers a mysterious and violent online game named WOE.BEGONE. What begins as an exploration of an alternate reality game with real-life consequences quickly becomes a search for the technology that makes the game possible. New soundtrack every episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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