Are we good roommates?
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0:00 Intro
1:34 Everyone has at least one roommate horror story
5:29 Sponsor!
6:32 If you use a dish, wash the dish
10:30 Cleaning up after cooking doesn’t stop at dishes, you have to wipe down the counters and stovetop
13:39 Don’t leave any mess in the bathroom that you would be grossed out by if it wasn’t your own
17:28 Living with close friends can almost always guarantee friendships falling apart
20:48 All roommates treat living together like a little family
22:44 It should be common courtesy to let roommates know when someone is coming over
23:19 If a guest is there for 2 weeks straight, they need to pay rent or leave
24:52 As a feminine person, if someone is going to invite men over, there should be a warning
25:37 Even if your roommate is your best friend, split expenses fairly and get all things in writing
27:48 Having roommates always feels like someone’s in your home and you can’t feel comfortable
29:08 Sharing etiquette is so important
30:46 It’s impossible to come to an agreement on AC
35:11 Sound levels should be discussed and respected!
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DIT: Matt Duran
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Our Best Ghost and Cryptid Theories
Ethan is here to talk all things spooky!
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0:00 Intro
2:18 Ghosts are a shared delusion that we experience because we EXPECT to experience them
5:24 Ghosts are echoes from the past
6:41 Generational trauma and cultural context heavily influences your attitudes about ghosts, how you perceive them, and how you explain their existence
9:32 Spirits just like to be silly and pull pranks on the living xP
11:35 Most hauntings are the result of bad interior design
15:23 The scariest thing you could do is drink a potion at 3am
16:08 If the government actually had alien specimens, we would have seen them by now
18:10 All cryptid sightings are simply people not knowing the animal they’re seeing
25:51 Halloween is good
26:40 Trick-Or-Treating should be more accessible for adults to participate in
30:16 Chanse and Angela are both giving the vibe they still trick-or-treated well into their teens
34:42 On Halloween, if it’s a work day at Smosh, everyone comes dressed as something
36:23 Halloween was specifically made for us gays
37:58 Shayne has unironically gone trick-or-treating or to a Halloween party as The Chosen
40:39 Milky Way is the worst candy bar
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Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
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Comparing Our Party Experiences
Party on you, party on you...
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0:00 Intro
2:15 I think it’ll be a bad time at a party, but it’s usually a good time
5:10 Parties are a place for people to mingle & how people get into casual dating
6:33 Crying in the bathroom & hiding with the host’s pets are universal party experiences
8:45 The portrayal of house parties in western media is the standard
11:29 If your friend dragged you to a party, they have to stay with you for at least the first half of it
15:30 Board game parties are for people who don’t know how to socialize
16:40 If you start playing a game at a party, everyone will actually play
18:48 Hollywood parties are miserable, but social media makes it seem like the best time
21:56 It’s not cool to talk to celebrities if you see them at a party
24:19 You think you’re going to be overdressed for a costume party, but then everyone is more dressed up
26:05 Gay costume parties are more on theme than straight costume parties
28:31 Getting ready for a rave is more fun than the rave itself
30:32 If I don’t get 3 compliments from random girls in the bathroom, the outfit isn’t good enough
31:59 In elementary school, you have to invite everyone to your birthday party or people will feel left out
35:14 Parties are just for talking about how crazy other parties are
37:31 Is it lame to put an end time on your party?
38:59 You don’t need to say goodbye
40:19 We should all celebrate more
40:48 If people don’t show up to your birthday party, they don’t really care about you
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Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
DIT: Matt Duran
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Chaotic Things Your Family Does Online
Kal joins us to discuss assumptions your family has about the internet! Online personal styling for everyone—get started today at https://StitchFix.com/assumptions!
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0:00 Intro
1:15 You are friends with the creators you watch
2:47 The internet sows down when America logs on
4:54 Sponsor!
5:57 Older generations misinterpret internet slang
8:39 Internet personalities are different people when they change their appearance
11:22 Older people cannot recognize AI
14:08 Posting on Facebook is the same as messaging privately
16:45 Parents are more addicted to the internet than kids
17:58 Influencers all work for one business and all work in the same building
19:02 Why watch gaming content when you can just play the game
22:32 Elderly people need to use Siri to do anything on their phones
25:08 All viral trends are dangerous
26:39 Watching Youtube videos gives your computer viruses
27:49 The passcode screen is actually the keypad for dialing a phone number
29:07 Selling things online is very easy and stress free
30:39 My grandma loves the internet
34:45 You have to like a video if the creator tells you to
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Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
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The Dumbest Things We Assumed As Kids
Our education system has failed us many times.
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WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)
Executive Producer: Anthony Padilla
Executive Producer: Alessandra Catanese
Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes
Channel Director/Creative Director: Mike Criscimagna
Producer/Director: Nicole Blacklock
Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa
Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon
Director of Photography: Matthew Faulkner
Camera Operator: Macy Armstrong
Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa
Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn
Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales
Director of Post Production: Luke Baker
Editor: Patrick Horba
Sound Mixing: Lila Rowel
Sound Editor: Gareth Hird
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0:00 Intro
1:27 There’s a tiny guy in the traffic light poles
3:43 Sponsor (stitch fix)
5:06 The black market was a shady flea market
7:32 Air bags were designed to kill you in a car accident
9:15 It takes 7 years for gum to come out
9:39 If you ran through sprinklers, grass would start growing out of you
12:09 Black & white is how people used to see until they invented color
14:05 Memorials for car crashes are where those people are buried
15:07 Women have kids randomly
16:34 Life is fair
17:10 Penises are temporary and fall off when you get older
18:55 Being lost means you are around many trees
21:36 To get to space, you have to fly through heaven
23:22 Rumble strips on the road are for blind drivers
24:25 Animated movies are filmed like normal movies
26:09 Animals swallowed their food whole
29:51 People’s faces shed until you get your actual face
31:49 Adults have it all figured out and know exactly what they’re doing
35:51 Bloopers
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