Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Duncan Trussell for one of the most insane yet incredibly wholesome episodes of Your Momma's Place in a long time. Christina P comes out to Duncan as a spiritual weirdo and shares a story about an unexplained sighting she had with some otherworldly visitors.

The two break down the recent release of UFO/UAP files by the US government, talk about the dumb things schools do to make it more fun, Sharon Stone's pussy, the benefits of period blood, Christina's spiritual awakening, Duncan's new podcast with Kurt Metzger, and more alien talk than an episode of "The X-Files". I really want to believe!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 859

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:36 - Opening Clip: Playing With Period Blood

00:05:04 - Make School Great Again

00:09:43 - Clip: High Functioning Retard

00:10:23 - The Benefits Of Period Blood

00:16:48 - People Are Getting Dumber

00:20:22 - Sharon Stone's Portal

00:28:23 - Plugs & Magic

00:32:52 - Newly Released UFO Stuff

00:40:58 - Power To The People

00:47:21 - Coming Out As A Spiritual Weirdo

00:58:16 - Loving Yourself & More UAP Vids

01:13:04 - Boca Raton Story & Debunkers

01:19:09 - Transcending Reality & Meditation

01:28:59 - Wrap Up

01:34:29 - Closing Song - "Alien" by Brandon
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Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on 2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 858

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:53 - Ari's Storytelling Show

00:04:21 - Dunked On By Black Kids

00:09:20 - Not As Good As You Thought

00:14:27 - Ciccio Bomba

00:19:28 - Opening Clip: Black Joy

00:21:32 - The Hierarchy Of Black Compliments

00:30:42 - Big Dick Feminism & Tom's Bruce Bruce Story

00:35:41 - Cutting Stuff Out

00:41:32 - Murder In The Bahamas

00:47:37 - Muddy Buck & Favorite Porn Genres

00:55:18 - Michael Jackson Would You Rather?

00:58:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:10:11 - Is Ray J Gay?

01:21:54 - Ari's Production Cards

01:24:58 - Wrap Up

01:26:59 - Closing Song - "Flender Jewid (AKA Gender Fluid In Your Mouth) by ToasterTub
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Pull those Jeans up and take your shoes off, it’s another episode of Your Mom’s House! This week, Christine is on the road so Tom is joined by the host of TYSO, comedian, and actor, Rick Glassman! Tom and Rick share the dynamic energy of two serial killers trying to kill the other and start the show talking about nipple play, cleanliness, travel shoes, and ball sizes. Tom then opens the show with a video doorbell clip of a man surprising a group of religious solicitors. Tom and Rick also get into mouth noises, impressions, entertaining Scottish people, optimal porn penis sizes, and Amir K's hair. Rick also shares a story about a missed connection with incredible Asian girl at a recent comedy show in Denver, before Tom plays some wild horrible or hilarious clips for Rick. There's also a cop doppelgänger of Tom, Jewish family conflicts, fisting, an Asian lady named "Jew", and so much more! Check it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 857

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:02 - Take Your Shoes Off

00:10:13 - Opening Clip: Having A Wank

00:14:51 - Mouth Noises

00:21:02 - Mostly Straight

00:27:43 - Touring Oversees & Penial Preferences

00:33:14 - Dirty Talk

00:37:52 - Rick's Missed Asian Connection

00:45:56 - Animals

00:50:52 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:54:53 - Other Fun Clips

01:02:25 - Clip: Cool Guy Doesn't Like Asian Women

01:09:21 - Clip: Cop Tom

01:11:58 - Clip: My Dad Got Me A Hooker

01:16:28 - Upsetting Parents

01:19:10 - Wrap Up

01:20:26 - Closing Song - "Kick Ma Balls" by DJ Orlando Airport
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Mommy! On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina talk about Tina's recent performances and how she's actively working to the make the Comedy Mothership gayer. They then open the show with another clip courtesy of Kinky Unc, before moving on to cool gmail guy, some cool chiropractors, and that knucklehead cornhole pro with no limbs.

The mommies are then joined by actor and comedian David Cross. David promotes his new comedy special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END, produced by Tom and YMH Studios and gets a hard lesson in TikTok slop before the trio discuss everything from college education to gold dipped steak. They also talk furries, British fetishes, Roosevelt Island, the Perfect Smile, Machu Picchu, and a clip so wild, David Cross had to get out of his seat to get a closer look! Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 856

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:07:32 - Opening Clip: Stop Teasing Me
00:19:02 - Can't Trust Internet Girls
00:23:26 - Really Cool Chiropractors
00:30:40 - Quadriplegic Cornhole Pro
00:38:26 - Clip: Strong Ass Fish
00:40:31 - David Cross & College Education
00:49:18 - The End of the Beginning of the End
00:59:44 - Golden Shit
01:06:28 - Roosevelt Island & Silver Lake
01:15:22 - TikToks
01:22:40 - Fake Plastic Teeth
01:26:01 - Furries & Fetishes
01:31:36 - More TikToks
01:39:50 - Closing Song - "TikTok All Stars" by Captain Marc

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This week, WWE Champion Cody Rhodes pulls up to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky for one of the most kayfabe episodes yet, they talk WrestleMania, getting booed by thousands of maniacs, puking mid-match, and the real chaos of life inside the ring that most fans don't even see.

Cody breaks down what it’s like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways.

Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show’s legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 855

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:19 - Opening Clip: Mentally Retarded Person
00:08:46 - Kim Jong Un Is A Cool Guy
00:16:55 - Mike Tax Guy
00:23:01 - Clip: Cool Guy Workout
00:24:08 - Hungry Lion
00:29:25 - No More Gay DM's
00:35:16 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Towels
00:38:13 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Sun Visors
00:41:22 - Water Parks & Rollercoasters
00:45:41 - Sun Visors & Wrestlemania
00:50:29 - Steve Martin & Wrestling Fans
00:54:37 - Revealing Wrestling Secrets
01:03:31 - Piledrivers
01:07:12 - Nakedness
01:14:54 - Handshakes
01:16:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious: Wrestling Edition
01:28:56 - When Fans Attack
01:32:55 - Thoughts On Pat McAfee

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