Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

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Chris is joined by Stavros Halkias for one of the wildest Chaos Bus episodes yet. They dive into politics, Trump, comedy, Ozempic, peptides, bad backs, MMA, Irish step dancing, Greek history, fatherhood, and why Chris thinks it's finally time to completely reinvent himself.

It's equal parts therapy session and complete nonsense.

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00:00 Republican NFL Coaches & Political Football Cold Open

01:05 Chris Wants to Reinvent His Life (MMA, Religion & Health)

07:27 Stavros Randomly Walks Up to the Chaos Bus

11:09 BlueChew Ad

12:15 Talkspace Ad

13:14 Stavros Officially Joins the Podcast

14:12 The Jeffrey Epstein's Brother Office Story

16:45 Chris Learns He's Basically German

19:55 Chris & Stavros Talk Getting Older

21:10 Every Guy Has To Be "A Little Gay"

24:42 Chris' Group Chat Is Still Obsessed With Fauci

27:40 Jimmy Kimmel, Politics & Comedy Fans

28:20 Growing Up Greek vs Growing Up in Queens

31:40 Is Comedy Becoming Too Politically Divided?

38:00 Stavvy's Body Is Falling Apart

41:35 Physical Therapy, Back Pain & McKenzie Method

42:25 Chinese Peptides, Ozempic & Getting Healthy

46:30 GLP-1s, Muscle Loss & Comedy Life

52:00 Health Goals, Longevity & Aging

56:30 Final Thoughts

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Dan Soder joins Chrissy Chaos for one of their most honest conversations yet.

The two comedians talk about getting sober, relationships, late-night TV, Netflix specials, comedy today versus fifteen years ago, and why creators should stop waiting for Hollywood to give them permission. Dan also shares stories from his early comedy days with Mark Norman, Joe List, Nate Bargatze and more.

A funny conversation with plenty of behind-the-scenes stories, life advice, and classic Chrissy Chaos chaos.

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Chapter Timestamps

00:00 Apartment life & celebrity neighbors

01:20 Marriage, weddings & relationships

04:20 Dating someone who understands your career

05:10 Sports, basketball & parenting

09:00 Stepparenting and earning respect

10:05 NYC, bro culture & cigarettes

13:20 Starting in comedy & first late-night appearances

16:00 Why Dan never did Fallon

18:30 Comedy Cellar stories

20:49 Ad Break

21:50 Getting sober & wild drinking stories

28:45 Has comedy "made it" changed forever?

30:15 Why creators should build their own audience

33:30 Netflix vs YouTube specials

35:00 Why you should just make the thing

41:15 Parenting and figuring it out as you go

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Chris is back in the Chaos Bus talking about everything from parenting anxiety and possibly starting anxiety medication to why he may never buy another house again.

He also breaks down his upcoming Ireland trip, airline disasters, New Balance drama, physical therapy, Colombia bachelor party stories, bringing back Hey Babe, parenting in the age of smartphones, and why he's officially done with beaches.

Leave a comment letting us know:

Would you let your 11-year-old have a phone?

Are you Team Beach or Team Pool?

Should Chris move in two years?

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Timestamps

00:00 Welcome back to the Chaos Bus

01:30 Comedy tour updates & why 4 PM shows are the future

03:45 Chris says he'll never buy another house again

05:00 Achilles injury, physical therapy & New Balance debate

07:00 Could Hey Babe return?

09:00 Ireland trip planning & airline point disaster

16:30 Calling Jasmine live on the podcast

21:20 BlueChew Ad

22:30 Rumble Wallet Ad

24:05 Parenting anxiety gets real

29:00 Should kids have smartphones?

32:00 HBO's Neighbors and nightmare neighbors

34:00 Team Pool vs Team Beach

36:35 Colombia bachelor party stories

40:00 Tourist safety, scams & why a local guide is essential

43:55 Wrapping up & Rosario's Deli review

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Chris is back on the road with Mike Cannon, recording from Philadelphia after one of the wildest weekends they've had in a while. The guys talk about everything from bizarre street encounters and parenting to UFC fighters, prison stories, World Cup fever, comedy disasters, and why Philly might be the craziest city in America.

It's another completely unfiltered episode of Chrissy Chaos.

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Timestamps

00:00 Welcome from the Chaos Bus in Philadelphia

00:01 Philly culture shock & family trip disaster

03:03 Museum of Illusions & Conor McGregor weigh-ins

04:16 UFC fighters, prison & Mike Tyson stories

08:07 Knife stories from growing up

10:00 Parents, scams & neighborhood dads

14:10 Food addiction & parenting lessons

16:27 Homelessness, helping strangers & kindness

19:17 Ad Read – Zocdoc

20:47 Family stories & grandma's purse incident

22:32 Peeing in the car & bizarre road stories

23:06 Chris gets chased through Philadelphia

24:50 World Cup talk & soccer controversy

27:25 Trying to help people on the streets

28:29 Philadelphia shows & comedy scheduling

29:38 Comedy crowd disasters & fake guest intros

32:19 Why Philly feels unlike anywhere else

33:20 Legendary Boston comic stories

35:19 World Cup atmosphere & Brazil experience

36:36 Wild hospital stories & medical chaos

39:06 Tour dates & closing thoughts

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WWE Superstar Damian Priest joins Chrissy Chaos live from the trunk
outside Yankee Stadium for one of the wildest episodes yet.

Chris and Damian talk about making it later in life, growing up in the
Bronx, life inside WWE, Madison Square Garden, dealing with fans,
staying healthy on the road, wrestling injuries, hair extensions,
tattoos, and why success doesn't always happen on your own timeline.

Plus, Chrissy opens up about marriage, parenting, coaching his
daughter's basketball team, regrets, chasing happiness, and why this
podcast keeps getting more chaotic every week.

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Chapters

00:00 Wrestling fan interrupts before the show

01:12 Waiting for Damian Priest outside Yankee Stadium

03:12 Why Chrissy loves filming in the streets

04:10 Feeling stuck despite career success

08:52 Regrets, fitness & life after having kids

12:01 Marriage, money & World Cup tickets

15:21 Guests who have left Chrissy on read

16:30 Why Chrissy keeps making this podcast

18:25 Coaching his daughter's basketball team

24:18 Family dynamics & marriage stories

25:25 BlueChew Ad

26:40 Damian Priest joins the podcast

29:20 Making it later in life

30:36 Damian's incredible voice & WWE presence

31:24 Why he's never late

32:22 Retirement plans & staying healthy

34:21 Growing up in the Bronx

35:17 Vegas, WWE schedule & commitment

36:55 Wrestling fan interrupts the interview

39:13 Wrestling Madison Square Garden

42:20 Dealing with obsessed fans

44:47 Hair extensions, tattoos & wrestling life

45:49 Meeting wrestling legends

46:44 The sacrifices behind WWE success

47:52 Another fan interruption

49:00 Life on the road

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