Today Ethan declares himself the ultimate alpha male. We also review a bunch of feminine beauty products, a presentation on buccal fat, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are reporting LIVE from Mar-a-Lago. We cover the impending 100%-happening Trump arrest, the ongoing saga of Meatball Ron vs Trump, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we host a very civil healthy debate with sigma social media guru Sebastian Ghiorghiu about all things masculine. We also have reformed Jimmie Lee cohosting the show as his real identity Dr James Wiener. He's not allowed to crack any offensive jokes, and he has three strikes otherwise he's tossed out of the studio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we have some unfortunate news; Ethan got dangerously drunk over the weekend and law enforcement got involved. We also have a referendum on whether Jimmie Lee will be allowed back in the studio, we take a look at the disturbing world of animal chiropractors, is wiping optional, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we get DRUNK. That's it.. Ethan transforms into a goblin like a werewolf under the light of the full moon. We ring in St Patrick's day with cursed drinks and it's all rolling from there. We talk about everything from Shakira to...shit I don't remember bruther Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices